Jesse Watters became Fox News’ number one primetime star when Tucker Carlson left the network.
He just got a coveted guest.
Because Jesse Watters landed the first interview with the teenage coder nicknamed “Big Balls” on the shocking truth about DODGE.
Teenage coding genius exposed something Washington insiders never wanted you to know
Meet Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the 19-year-old wunderkind who joined Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) team and is now sending liberal media outlets into complete meltdown mode.
Coristine made his first public appearance Thursday night on “Jesse Watters Primetime” where he revealed the shocking reality behind government spending that left the host shell-shocked.
“There is no accounting of what payments actually go to in the payment computer,” Coristine explained to a visibly shocked Watters.
“So, like, you look at a specific line item—like $20 million—and you’re like, okay, well, what is this money going to? And for the majority of payment systems, it’s like, well, we don’t really know.”
That’s right.
Billions of your tax dollars vanishing into thin air with zero accountability.
When Watters pressed about what happens when Coristine asks government officials where the money goes, the answer was even more disturbing.
“Well, it’s a huge cause for concern because, like, the upstream thing—which is distributing the money—literally has no checks and no accountability to the actual American taxpayer. So it’s a huge vector for fraud, waste, and abuse,” Coristine said.
Watters didn’t mince words.
“Do these people not respect taxpayer money?” he demanded.
“I mean, there’s no incentive to. If you work in the government, I think the incentives will always decide the outcomes,” Coristine replied bluntly.
While Coristine is making headlines for exposing governmental waste, the Left is obsessed with something else entirely—his online alias.
CNN’s Erin Burnett dedicated an entire segment to hand-wringing over his nickname.
The Washington Post had a complete meltdown over his appointment as a senior adviser at the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Technology.
Wired’s Kate Drummond even clutched her pearls over his “unfortunate” past, including his founding of “Tesla Dot Sexy LLC” at age 16.
What the mainstream media conveniently forgets to mention is Coristine’s impressive lineage.
As The Gateway Pundit previously reported, Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov, a Soviet KGB officer who risked everything to work with the FBI during the Cold War.
Martynov’s intelligence was critical to American national security until he was betrayed by CIA traitor Aldrich Ames and FBI mole Robert Hanssen.
The Soviets executed him in 1987.
His daughter later immigrated to America, married a successful American entrepreneur, and raised Edward, who now carries on his grandfather’s patriotic legacy by fighting corruption from within Washington, D.C.
But this inspiring family history doesn’t matter to the Left.
They’re too busy fixating on his online username.
Congrats to Elon and DOGE for pulling off the greatest troll in modern history. pic.twitter.com/R8jICOhhBS
— PJ Paul (@RealPJPaul) February 8, 2025
When asked about the origin of his “Big Balls” alias during the Fox News interview, Coristine explained it was a reaction to LinkedIn culture.
“Well, people on LinkedIn take themselves, like, super seriously, and they’re pretty averse to risk. And I was like, well, I want to be neither of those things. So I just said it, and honestly, I didn’t even think anyone would notice,” Coristine said as the panel, including Elon Musk, erupted in laughter.
NEW: Primetime meets the infamous Big Balls from @DOGE. He tells us how he’s rooting out fraud and saving you money. pic.twitter.com/tBdqTBoQgb
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) May 2, 2025
While the media obsesses over his teenage username, Coristine and the DOGE team are busy doing the real work of uncovering where trillions of American taxpayer dollars have disappeared to over the decades.
This 19-year-old may have the most controversial nickname in Washington, but he also has something far more important—the courage to reveal the truth about our government’s wasteful spending habits.
And that’s exactly why the Washington establishment is terrified of him.
